One day, I was getting in my car to go to the store, but …
I sat down on a rotten egg. Then I washed my pants. Then I went to the store, then on the way I sat on another. Then I washed my pants again. When in bed I laid on a whole heap of them. Then I yelled, “EEENNNNNOUGHHHH RRRROOOTTTENNNN EGGGGSSSSSS!!!!!!”
